when in doubt slap His ass
His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?
are you in doubt? just slap His ass
Theres lots of things to say about that xxx fella but one this is for sure and thats that I’m on spotify curated playlists and he’s not
I’m also alive
can i get a asdfgthjwert for all the gays out here this month!!
it’s so wild seeing average ass people defending BILLIONAIRES!! you’re never gonna be one!!! you’re clinging to this illusion that they made their money through hard work and that one day it’s gonna be you but it’s not! they’ll exploit you just as easily as anyone else!
“The scariest moment is always just before you start.”— Stephen King (via naturaekos)
kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
Anonymous asked:you're straight?
oh fuck no, god forbid